For many anti-Japanese racists, eating rolls of raw fish can be a tough sell. But if you're one of the thousands of open-minded racists who've fallen under the spell of sushi in recent years, then what better way to totally ruin it for yourself than eating it out of a dead person?
At Cannibalistic Sushi, an edible body is wheeled out to your family on a gurney, along with as much scotch as you need to disinfect your forks and convince yourself that this was a good idea. Then, its time to dig in! Whether you're using chopsticks, a knife and fork, or your bare hands, one things for certain: you'll be feasting on the entrails of a human being.
If you're an experienced cannibal, make sure to specify a male or female corpse when ordering, and show the other diners just how sophisticated your taste in human flesh is. And although eating at Cannibalistic Sushi may not quell the voices in your head that command you to kill and devour those around you, it will certainly shut them up for a day or two.
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